Naming kids after where they were conceived: (A friend) told me about some dopeheads who decided to do that, so they named their daughter Shenandoah Valley.

The problem was, they had twins, so ~~ sit down, take a deep breath, this is gruesome ~~ they named the other girl Country Dreaming. Now as much as I enjoy John Denver, I mourn for this little girl, because Shenandoah Valley goes by Shenan (not Shannon), and can you imagine what poor Country Dreaming gets called?

Oh my oh my

-G.