I had the misfortune last year, of doing some work at a private religious schooling facility near where I lived. Amongst the students was a girl called Deztini. Bleach-blonde little girl about 11 years old, spoilt by her folks (her mother seems to have been far too influenced by the Krystyl Dolfin era of kewl grrl namezz!1!1!!), blasted rap music without having a clue what the words were.

… And her freaking name was *Deztini*, of course, pronounced as ‘destiny’. The pain, the pain.

-A.

Surprise, surprise, all searches I did for “Deztini” turned up porn sites, porn stars and escorts.