What does everyone think if about naming boy and girl twins Karlee Autumn and Kory Allen after my brother Kory Allen? Their sisters are Arielle Dakota and Tatum Mercedes.

Wait…Kory Allen’s named after who again?

I could write a lengthy essay about people naming their kids after luxury automobiles (yes, I know Mercedes is a real girl’s name, but why is it becoming more popular at the same time as variations on Lexus and Porshe (not Portia)?)…but I think the point is too obvious to waste bandwidth on.