For the record I and my “normal” name(Rachel Diane) got more crap in school than you would think possible. I was suicidal, fountunately didn’t get preggers, (although many others with “normal” names did), and dealt with a rather nasty drug problem for several years. If my name were say, “Candyland Starship” would my life had been any different? I don’t think so.

Well established scientific fact: People with normal names are destined for crap, drug abuse and pregnancy (though she’s putting no time frame on this tale. Is she happy because she didn’t get pregnant at age 35? If so, she’s preaching to the wrong choir. Most of these women are desperate to have hobbies….I mean….children.)

I prefered it when they were Candyland Airplane myself.