I’ve come across a few bad baby names in my day, and to my utter shame, the worst comes from my (relative). It was a slow descent into madness…her first child was Ashley Paige. The second one was the first to bear the burden of a second middle name – Alex Michaela Shea. Then the last and most horrible, her third child was a son – Justice Trey St. Christopher. And no, St. Christopher is not his last name.

Another of my (relative)’s married into an insane family. One of her grandchildren is Copper Wayne Richard. I was pushing for Zinc, personally.