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Actual name or the nearest thing: None
Almost a name: Moreens, Dundee
Most likely to be used as a bad trendy name: Sentry, Fresco, Torahs, Glamoury
Least likely to be used as a bad trendy name: Everything over three sylables
“But it SOUNDS pretty”: Spinidentate
Random noun middle name, possibly used by hippies, Wiccans or drug dealers: Illumine, Simianity
Parents should be shot if they used: Leglessness, Pillmonger, Mosquitocide