hamburg enumerate shish lewd easygoing sidereal hughes jose wiremen ancillary scrawny redundant fairway fountain addend autonomy bodice stopband

Actual name or the nearest thing: Jose
Almost a name: Hughes
Most likely to be used as a bad trendy name: Fairway, Ancillary, Hamburg
Least likely to be used as a bad trendy name: Enumerate, Wiremen
“But it SOUNDS pretty”: Addend
Random noun middle name, possibly used by hippies, Wiccans or drug dealers: Fountain, Autonomy
Parents should be shot if they used: Scrawny, Redundant, Easygoing