neurolinguistic fingertip emacs guarani axiom thesaurus tanzania matriarch tram sport constrict

Actual name or the nearest thing: None
Almost a name: Guarani
Most likely to be used as a bad trendy name: Tram, Sport
Least likely to be used as a bad trendy name: Thesaurus
“But it SOUNDS pretty”: Emacs
Random noun middle name, possibly used by hippies, Wiccans or drug dealers: Tanzania, Axiom
Parents should be shot if they used: Neurolinguistic, Constrict