Ahh, great names from Yuppieville.

Zoinishiaeya. I am not joking. She goes by Zo. Get this–her mother named her after her imaginary friend, because she promised the imaginary friend she would. So we have to honor the promises we give the figments of our imagination now?

Caityie. Now that’s just overkill. Ratio of 6:2 vowels to consonants, if you count “y” as a vowel.

A young couple I know named their baby girl Stormy Sky, and my (friend) wants to name a baby girl Nineveh. Nineveh happens to be where God wants Jonah to go to preach–it also happened, at the time, to be a city of sin rather similar to Sodom or Gomorrah. Oh, and she mentioned naming a girl Gomorrah until I pointed out the connotations.

– T.