A home for all those random accessories too unique for any other part of the site.

Look for lots of one-of-a-kind goodies popping up regularly. Don't hesitate - these go quickly!


Money playing-card belt


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This belt impresses on both sides - on the outside, it's a strip of $100 bills. On the inside, it's a straight-flush to the Queen of Clubs. I don't know if that'll bring you any help at the Caesar's crap tables, but you never know.

Fits high-roller waists 32 1/2 to 37 1/2 inches.

$30

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Ben Franklin, founding father and long-haired hippie.


Simpsons belt


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Who knew back in '89 or so that The Simpsons were more than just a over-merchandise show for kids? Definitely not my 8th grade English teacher, who banned Bart Simpson from her classroom as a bad influence. This was back when he was the hero of the show. But no matter how many times he told me to, I never did do The Bartman.

This belt is made from collector cards from those early seasons, back when Smithers was intermittently black for some reason. Fits Springfield Slugger waists 33 3/4 to 38 3/4 inches.

$30

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Ah, First-Season Homer, I remember him well.

Um...WTF?


Tire purse #10


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Another utterly indestrucible tire purse, this one with an inner-tube strap, three pockets (very handy for cellphones) and a front snap closure. Measures 5 1/2" by 8" by 2 1/2". Any potential mugger's going to come away with road rash.

$125


Tire checkbook cover #1


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"I CAN"....write you a check! Part of Sean's fiendish plan to not rest until everything can be made out of vulcanized rubber, this checkbook cover measures 3 1/2 by 7 3/4 inches and has five card slots and five pockets for everything else.

$70


Minnie Mouse belt


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I want to reclaim Minnie Mouse as a feminist icon. It's because of her house at Disneyland. Mickey's house has a library while Minnie's has a kitchen. That doesn't strike me as fair. This belt has plenty of scenes of Minnie out of the grip of her male oppressor, spending quality sisterhood time with Daisy Duck, eating ice cream, visiting a farm, petting arctic wildlife - you know, usual girl stuff.

1 1/2 inches wide and fits waists 31 to 35 inches with snaps at 1" intervals.

$30

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I can see the music!

Yes, female mice are bigger than both penguins and seals. Duh!
Minnie Mouse © Walt Disney Co. This product is post-consumer and unlicensed.

 
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