It’s Catchier Than ‘Now Comes the Plaintiff…’

1. Galaxy Craze. She’s an actress and writer and went to high school with Uma Thurman. I think Galaxy’s middle name is “Isa,” but I am not sure.

2. Along Came Seth Jones Bullock. Yes, read it again. That’s his name. Along Came Seth Jones Bullock.

3. William Speed Weed.

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3 Responses to It’s Catchier Than ‘Now Comes the Plaintiff…’

  1. Jo says:

    Galaxy Craze, sounds like a porn star name.

  2. Maria says:

    I know Speed Weed! I thought his parents were hippies but they are actually stuffy but nice Upper East Siders. Speed is a nickname but it’s what he’s always gone by. He only started including his real first name when he became a magazine writer.

  3. kevrob says:

    Along Came Jones? Someone is a Gary Cooper or Ray Stevens fan. Better than “I Don’t Like Spiders, Seth And Snakes” Bullock, I suppose.

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