Jessica’s found a couple sites to truly appall. Today’s winner:
http://www.doctornerve.org/nerve/pages/interact/dadababy.shtml
“Baby Names are generated by performing a Markov Chain analysis of the real baby names in our database, then spewing out statistically similar names based on this analysis.”
As an exercise in statistics and nonsense, it’s kind of fun. It’s only horrifying because we know what will be wreaked if it gets into the wrong hands. If the world were as it should be, we could laugh innocently at the idea of names like Zorichai or Vananali, secure in the knowledge that nobody would dream of actually USING them.