Comes with ranch or bleu cheese dressing

I almost forgot my all-time favourite, spotted on a lady’s credit card when I worked in a restaurant: Saffron Gardenchild. Bizarrely, I mentioned this to a friend who turned out to know her and swears this is her real name, not one she changed as an adolescent.

Kate

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  1. Anna says:

    Is her mother’s name Edina Monsoon?

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