Is Russia Burning?

I named my first daughter Odessa and my second daughter Blaze and i have gotten wonderful comments from parents at school and work.

Could it be because all the parents at school and work are ALSO Louisiana strippers?

Odessa. Nothing like a kindergartener named after a deeply impoverished Ukrainian town sniffing distance from Chernobyl and home to one of the worst pogroms of the Holocaust. How ’bout Dachau if it’s a boy?

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One Response to Is Russia Burning?

  1. Chad says:

    Please. Like any stupid American knows about Odessa, Ukraine? (Hell, I’m a smart American, and I didn’t even know about it.) Clearly the girl was named after Odessa, Texas.

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